But First T-Shirts

Safety First! Just Kidding, Coffee First. Safety Can Wait! Show that coffee is you always your first priority with this funny coffee design.

Safety First! Just Kidding, Coffee First. Safety Can Wait! Show that coffee is you always your first priority with this funny coffee design.

First things first amaryllis, dropping pollen so all the bees feel it. Enjoy this floral trendy inspired design. An let the world know how fancy you really are.

First things first amaryllis, dropping pollen so all the bees feel it. Enjoy this floral trendy inspired design. An let the world know how fancy you really are.

Behold the First Things First Amaryllis! This floral delight is not just a t-shirt; it's a statement of your love for the beauty of nature. Featuring vibrant colored petals in full bloom, this design is inspired by the timeless charm of vintage florals. But wait, there's more! The amaryllis flower is known for attracting bees with its sweet fragrance and succulent nectar and this design reflects that too. So, not only will you look fabulous, but you'll be doing your part to help sustain our precious ecosystem. The overall effect is a combination of trendy and just-been-picked-from-the-garden vibes that are sure to turn heads. And let's face it, with this much flair, everyone will instantly recognize that you're a fashion-forward individual. So, go ahead and add this exclusive t-shirt to your wardrobe and let the world know that you've got your priorities straight: first things first, amaryllis!

You think I don't know spanish? Aha-AHAHA. No. If you're a fan of cheesy spanish puns and iconic pop lyrics, this is the shirt for you. Grab this funny ironic design and let everyone know that you are, in fact, the realest.

You think I don't know spanish? Aha-AHAHA. No. If you're a fan of cheesy spanish puns and iconic pop lyrics, this is the shirt for you. Grab this funny ironic design and let everyone know that you are, in fact, the realest.

You think I don't know spanish? Aha-AHAHA. No. If you're a fan of cheesy spanish puns and iconic pop lyrics, this is the shirt for you. Grab this funny ironic design and let everyone know that you are, in fact, the realest.

Perfect for those who love to party but also like to stay fancy like iggy there is this parody design that says "First Things First I'm The Drunkest".

Perfect for those who love to party but also like to stay fancy like iggy there is this parody design that says "First Things First I'm The Drunkest".

First things first i'm the fittest because you got to work hard and go to the gym to workout if you want to get fit and squat so you have a booty like iggy.

First things first i'm the fittest because you got to work hard and go to the gym to workout if you want to get fit and squat so you have a booty like iggy.

first things first i'm the hungriest, so please give me some pizza because i can't be fancy like Iggy because i'm so hangry right now i might hurt someone.

first things first i'm the hungriest, so please give me some pizza because i can't be fancy like Iggy because i'm so hangry right now i might hurt someone.

first things first i'm the hungriest, so please give me some pizza because i can't be fancy like Iggy because i'm so hangry right now i might hurt someone.

I'd just like to say, that first things first, I'n the shortest. Most of you probably say that you all are the realist but that just doesn't work for me. Real? I'm already know I'm real, but you guys can't handle being the shortest. I have to use my brain to get what I need in life, even if it's just the chips on the top shelf of the kitchen. So get with it, I'm the shortest.

I'd just like to say, that first things first, I'n the shortest. Most of you probably say that you all are the realist but that just doesn't work for me. Real? I'm already know I'm real, but you guys can't handle being the shortest. I have to use my brain to get what I need in life, even if it's just the chips on the top shelf of the kitchen. So get with it, I'm the shortest.

I'd just like to say, that first things first, I'n the shortest. Most of you probably say that you all are the realist but that just doesn't work for me. Real? I'm already know I'm real, but you guys can't handle being the shortest. I have to use my brain to get what I need in life, even if it's just the chips on the top shelf of the kitchen. So get with it, I'm the shortest.

First things first I'm an aerialist, I can do aerial yoga, acrobatics and practice aerial aerobics! Take your fitness routine to new heights with this funny and sassy, aerial aerobics, yoga shirt!

First things first I'm an aerialist, I can do aerial yoga, acrobatics and practice aerial aerobics! Take your fitness routine to new heights with this funny and sassy, aerial aerobics, yoga shirt!

First things first I'm a realist! Unlike some other presidents and presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton is a realist and is the realest! Show your support and who your vote is going to with this funny, feminist, fancy parody shirt featuring the fabulous Mrs. Hillary Clinton!

First things first I'm a realist! Unlike some other presidents and presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton is a realist and is the realest! Show your support and who your vote is going to with this funny, feminist, fancy parody shirt featuring the fabulous Mrs. Hillary Clinton!

First things first I'm a realist! Unlike some other presidents and presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton is a realist and is the realest! Show your support and who your vote is going to with this funny, feminist, fancy parody shirt featuring the fabulous Mrs. Hillary Clinton!

First things first I'm a realist! Unlike some other presidents and presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton is a realist and is the realest! Show your support and who your vote is going to with this funny, feminist, fancy parody shirt featuring the fabulous Mrs. Hillary Clinton!

First Things First I'm the Awkwardest, I'm so awkward you already know. Not everyone can be fancy, some people are way too socially awkward. Rock your awkwardness and social awareness one and the same in this fancy inspired pop culture parody.

First Things First I'm the Awkwardest, I'm so awkward you already know. Not everyone can be fancy, some people are way too socially awkward. Rock your awkwardness and social awareness one and the same in this fancy inspired pop culture parody.

Nothing better than a parody of a song, especially when that parody is letting everyone know exactly how sleepy you are. Whether it be from your college classes, a full work week, kids or you're just tired. Just let people know that you are not ready for the day, or to deal with them.

Nothing better than a parody of a song, especially when that parody is letting everyone know exactly how sleepy you are. Whether it be from your college classes, a full work week, kids or you're just tired. Just let people know that you are not ready for the day, or to deal with them.

Nothing better than a parody of a song, especially when that parody is letting everyone know exactly how sleepy you are. Whether it be from your college classes, a full work week, kids or you're just tired. Just let people know that you are not ready for the day, or to deal with them.

First things first, you should know that this halloween, I am the scariest. No one can beat me on the spooky-meter. I am the scariest person around and this jack-o-lantern themed scary T-shirt. So I am not only the realist but also the scariest now. So get get spooky friends because I am going to show no mercy on my scaring tactics.